Cannibal Restaurant
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Politician: Baked Labor or Grilled Green $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the politicians?"
The cook replied,
"Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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