Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Monday, September 10, 2012
Friday, September 7, 2012
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Monday, June 18, 2012
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Don't Mess With Mature Ladies
A MATURE LADY (over 60) DRIVER WAS PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING.
MATURE LADY: Is there a problem, Officer ?
OFFICER: Ma'am, you were speeding.
MATURE LADY: Oh, I see.
OFFICER: Can I see your license please ?
MATURE LADY: I'd give it to you, but I don't have one.
OFFICER: Don't have one ? Can I see you vehicle registration papers please ?
MATURE LADY: I can't do that.
OFFICER: Why not ?
MATURE LADY: I stole this car. I killed and hacked up the owner.
OFFICER: You What ?
MATURE LADY: His body parts are in plastic bags in the boot of the car, if you want to see them.
THE OFFICER LOOKED AT THE MATURE LADY, SLOWLY BACKED AWAY TO HIS POLICE CAR
AND CALLED FOR BACK UP.
WITHIN MINUTES FIVE POLICE CARS CIRCLED THE MATURE LADY'S CAR.
A SENIOR POLICE OFFICER SLOWLY APPROACHED THE MATURE LADY'S CAR, CLASPING HIS HALF DRAWN GUN.
SENIOR OFFICER: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please !
THE MATURE LADY STEPPED OUT OF HER CAR.
MATURE LADY: Is there a problem Sir ?
SENIOR OFFICER: One of my Officers told me that you have stolen this car, and murdered the owner. Could you please open the boot of your car, Ma'am.
THE WOMAN OPENED THE BOOT, REVEALING NOTHING.
SENIOR OFFICER: Is this your car ?
MATURE LADY: Yes Officer, here are the registration papers.
SENIOR OFFICER: One of my Officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
THE MATURE LADY DUG INTO HER HANDBAG AND PULLED OUT HER PURSE AND HANDED OVER HER DRIVERS LICENSE TO THE SENIOR OFFICER.
THE OFFICER EXAMINED THE LICENSE LOOKING QUITE PUZZLED.
SENIOR OFFICER: Thank you Ma'am. One of my Officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
MATURE LADY: I bet the liar told you I was speeding too !!
Don't Mess With Mature Ladies !!
If you want to brighten someone's day,
Pass this onto someone you know who likes a chuckle
MATURE LADY: Is there a problem, Officer ?
OFFICER: Ma'am, you were speeding.
MATURE LADY: Oh, I see.
OFFICER: Can I see your license please ?
MATURE LADY: I'd give it to you, but I don't have one.
OFFICER: Don't have one ? Can I see you vehicle registration papers please ?
MATURE LADY: I can't do that.
OFFICER: Why not ?
MATURE LADY: I stole this car. I killed and hacked up the owner.
OFFICER: You What ?
MATURE LADY: His body parts are in plastic bags in the boot of the car, if you want to see them.
THE OFFICER LOOKED AT THE MATURE LADY, SLOWLY BACKED AWAY TO HIS POLICE CAR
AND CALLED FOR BACK UP.
WITHIN MINUTES FIVE POLICE CARS CIRCLED THE MATURE LADY'S CAR.
A SENIOR POLICE OFFICER SLOWLY APPROACHED THE MATURE LADY'S CAR, CLASPING HIS HALF DRAWN GUN.
SENIOR OFFICER: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please !
THE MATURE LADY STEPPED OUT OF HER CAR.
MATURE LADY: Is there a problem Sir ?
SENIOR OFFICER: One of my Officers told me that you have stolen this car, and murdered the owner. Could you please open the boot of your car, Ma'am.
THE WOMAN OPENED THE BOOT, REVEALING NOTHING.
SENIOR OFFICER: Is this your car ?
MATURE LADY: Yes Officer, here are the registration papers.
SENIOR OFFICER: One of my Officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
THE MATURE LADY DUG INTO HER HANDBAG AND PULLED OUT HER PURSE AND HANDED OVER HER DRIVERS LICENSE TO THE SENIOR OFFICER.
THE OFFICER EXAMINED THE LICENSE LOOKING QUITE PUZZLED.
SENIOR OFFICER: Thank you Ma'am. One of my Officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
MATURE LADY: I bet the liar told you I was speeding too !!
Don't Mess With Mature Ladies !!
If you want to brighten someone's day,
Pass this onto someone you know who likes a chuckle
Monday, March 12, 2012
9 MONTHS LATER!!!
9 MONTHS LATER!!!
Steve decided to go skiing with his buddy, JK. So they loaded up Steve's people-carrier and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
'Don't worry,' Steve said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, JK got an unexpected letter from a lawyer. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the lawyer of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Steve and asked, 'Steve, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'
'Yes, I do.' Said Steve.
'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'
'Well, um, yes!,' Steve said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my full name instead of telling her your name?'
Steve's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yes, look, I'm sorry mate. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'
'She just died and left me everything.' ! !
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... You know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!) .
Steve decided to go skiing with his buddy, JK. So they loaded up Steve's people-carrier and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
'Don't worry,' Steve said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, JK got an unexpected letter from a lawyer. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the lawyer of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Steve and asked, 'Steve, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'
'Yes, I do.' Said Steve.
'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'
'Well, um, yes!,' Steve said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my full name instead of telling her your name?'
Steve's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yes, look, I'm sorry mate. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'
'She just died and left me everything.' ! !
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... You know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!) .
Monday, November 7, 2011
Friday, October 28, 2011
Love this Doctor!
Q : Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q : Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q : How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
Q : What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q : Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q : Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q : Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q : Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q : Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q : How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
Q : What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q : Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q : Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q : Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q : Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
KEMESRAAN SELEPAS PERKAHWINAN
Sebelum Tido:
6 minggu: selamat tido sayaaang, mimpi indah2 ya, mmmuach.
6 bulan: tolong matikan lampu tu, silau aah.
6 tahun : Sana sikit lah... tido kalau tak mengepit tak bole
ker???!
Pakai Toilet:
6 minggu: tak apa, u masuk ler dulu, i tak kisaaahhhh
6 bulan: masih lama lagi ke nih?
6 tahun: brug! brug! brug!(suara pintu digegar), kalau nak
bertapa pi lah gunung ledang sana !!
Balas SMS:
6 minggu: iye sayang, jap lagi i sampai rumah, sayang, i belikan
murtabak favourite u ye sayang..
6 bulan:trafik jam aah
6 tahun:k..
Dating process:
6 minggu: I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 bulan: Of course I love U.
6 tahun : Iyalah!! kalau i tak cintakan u, buat apa i nikah ngan u??
Pulang Keje:
6 minggu: Sayaaang, i dah balik nih...
6 bulan : I'm BACK!!
6 tahun:Oi...tak dengar orang balik ker??
Hadiah (ulang tahun):
6 minggu :Sayang, i harap u suka cincin yang i beli untuk u ni
6 bulan :I beli lukisan, nampak sesuai dengan suasana ruang tamu, takpun kt tangga pun ok
6 tahun : Nih duit, u beli sendiri lah apa yg u nak, nanti kalau i belikan u tak berkenan lak
Telefon:
6 minggu:Baby, ada yang ingin berbual ngan u di telefon nih
6 bulan :Eh...your call...
6 tahun :WOOIII TELFON BUNYI TUUUHHH.... ANGKAT AAAAAHHH!!! takder dengar ker?
Masakan:
6 minggu:Wah, tak sangka i, pandai u masak. rasa pun sedapppppp.. ...!!!
6 bulan:Kita makan apa malam ini??
6 tahun:HAH!! lauk aper lak ari ni, cam lauk kemarin jer!!
Memaafkan:
6 minggu:Sudahlah, tak apa, dah pecah pun, nanti kita beli lagi yang lain,ye
6 bulan:Hati-hati! Nanti jatuh tuh.
6 tahun:Nak pecahkan lagi ler tu, tak paham2 betul!!
Baju baru:
6 minggu:Aduh sayang, u seperti bidadari dengan dress tu
6 bulan: Lah.. beli baju baru lagi?
6 tahunAH BERAPA RIBU HABIS BELI BAJU TU, tula yang lama dah tak muat ler tu???
Merancangkan Holiday:
6 minggu: Macam mana kalau kita jalan-jalan ke Amerika atau ke tempat yg u nak, honey?
6 bulan:Kita ke Bukit Bintang aje ler ....senang sikit nak parking...
6 tahun:JALAN- JALAN?? DUDUK RUMAH AJE TAK BOLEH KE? BUANG DUIT JER!
Tonton TV:
6 minggu:Baby, kita nak tengok cite apa malam ini ?
6 bulan : Saya nak tengok bola live kol 9.00 karang
6 tahun: JANGAN TUKAR2 CHANNEL BOLE TAK!!
6 minggu: selamat tido sayaaang, mimpi indah2 ya, mmmuach.
6 bulan: tolong matikan lampu tu, silau aah.
6 tahun : Sana sikit lah... tido kalau tak mengepit tak bole
ker???!
Pakai Toilet:
6 minggu: tak apa, u masuk ler dulu, i tak kisaaahhhh
6 bulan: masih lama lagi ke nih?
6 tahun: brug! brug! brug!(suara pintu digegar), kalau nak
bertapa pi lah gunung ledang sana !!
Balas SMS:
6 minggu: iye sayang, jap lagi i sampai rumah, sayang, i belikan
murtabak favourite u ye sayang..
6 bulan:trafik jam aah
6 tahun:k..
Dating process:
6 minggu: I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 bulan: Of course I love U.
6 tahun : Iyalah!! kalau i tak cintakan u, buat apa i nikah ngan u??
Pulang Keje:
6 minggu: Sayaaang, i dah balik nih...
6 bulan : I'm BACK!!
6 tahun:Oi...tak dengar orang balik ker??
Hadiah (ulang tahun):
6 minggu :Sayang, i harap u suka cincin yang i beli untuk u ni
6 bulan :I beli lukisan, nampak sesuai dengan suasana ruang tamu, takpun kt tangga pun ok
6 tahun : Nih duit, u beli sendiri lah apa yg u nak, nanti kalau i belikan u tak berkenan lak
Telefon:
6 minggu:Baby, ada yang ingin berbual ngan u di telefon nih
6 bulan :Eh...your call...
6 tahun :WOOIII TELFON BUNYI TUUUHHH.... ANGKAT AAAAAHHH!!! takder dengar ker?
Masakan:
6 minggu:Wah, tak sangka i, pandai u masak. rasa pun sedapppppp.. ...!!!
6 bulan:Kita makan apa malam ini??
6 tahun:HAH!! lauk aper lak ari ni, cam lauk kemarin jer!!
Memaafkan:
6 minggu:Sudahlah, tak apa, dah pecah pun, nanti kita beli lagi yang lain,ye
6 bulan:Hati-hati! Nanti jatuh tuh.
6 tahun:Nak pecahkan lagi ler tu, tak paham2 betul!!
Baju baru:
6 minggu:Aduh sayang, u seperti bidadari dengan dress tu
6 bulan: Lah.. beli baju baru lagi?
6 tahunAH BERAPA RIBU HABIS BELI BAJU TU, tula yang lama dah tak muat ler tu???
Merancangkan Holiday:
6 minggu: Macam mana kalau kita jalan-jalan ke Amerika atau ke tempat yg u nak, honey?
6 bulan:Kita ke Bukit Bintang aje ler ....senang sikit nak parking...
6 tahun:JALAN- JALAN?? DUDUK RUMAH AJE TAK BOLEH KE? BUANG DUIT JER!
Tonton TV:
6 minggu:Baby, kita nak tengok cite apa malam ini ?
6 bulan : Saya nak tengok bola live kol 9.00 karang
6 tahun: JANGAN TUKAR2 CHANNEL BOLE TAK!!
Thursday, October 27, 2011
daily jokes
The Nurse was taking a blood sample from Sardar.
She held his finger and squeezed for the blood.
So the Sardar laughed.
Nurse: Why did you laugh
Sardar: After this it is the urine test
..........................................
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
....................................................
This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes.
"Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
She held his finger and squeezed for the blood.
So the Sardar laughed.
Nurse: Why did you laugh
Sardar: After this it is the urine test
..........................................
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
....................................................
This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes.
"Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
You Sea You Smile
now days kentut pun have to pay you know.
this is the most bizzare photo i ever encounter in FB.
credit to thos who find time to snap this photo.
it is a trend for FB user to announce their emotion, feeling, experience etc in their FB.
Please handle with care your FB acc.
on of the sign i always found that been ignored by petrol pam patrons
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Saturday, October 22, 2011
After work Jokes Guys
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried.
The dispatcher said,
'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
'Disregard.' He says. She got in the back-seat by mistake.'
.............................................................
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,
'How does that feel'?
Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried.
The dispatcher said,
'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
'Disregard.' He says. She got in the back-seat by mistake.'
.............................................................
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,
'How does that feel'?
Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
SHORT JOKES
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
.......................................................................
Romantic SMS She sends the following message:
My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams
If you're smiling, send me your smile
If you're crying, send me your tears
I love you
He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?
.......................................................................
Su WONG marries Lee WONG, The next year, the WONG's have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely
Caucasian,white baby boy.
"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents.
"Well Mr.WONG, what will you and Mrs. WONG name the baby?"
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "well, two
WONG's don't make a white, so I tink we name him Sum Ting WONG
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
.......................................................................
Romantic SMS She sends the following message:
My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams
If you're smiling, send me your smile
If you're crying, send me your tears
I love you
He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?
.......................................................................
Su WONG marries Lee WONG, The next year, the WONG's have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely
Caucasian,white baby boy.
"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents.
"Well Mr.WONG, what will you and Mrs. WONG name the baby?"
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "well, two
WONG's don't make a white, so I tink we name him Sum Ting WONG
Friday, October 21, 2011
Friday night Jokes
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked pretty good for a 65 year old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't.'
And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom, you still awake'?
She looked pretty good for a 65 year old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't.'
And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom, you still awake'?
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