Short pot

A wife is somebody who won't tell you what to do but will get mad when you don't do what she wanted you to do.
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Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.
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Why I don't watch news and read newspaper anymore nowadays.

SITUASI SEBENAR : Seorang nenek pergi kedai beli ubi, tiba-tiba dilanggar beca lalu mati di tempat kejadian.

Buletin Utama - "Nenek meninggal dunia, pemandu beca dicari."

Harian Metro - "Hangat! Nenek mati dengan ubi di tangan!"

Utusan Malaysia - "Nenek mati dilanggar beca satu propaganda pembangkang?"

Harakah - "Beca yg digunakan bukan milik Pakatan Rakyat"

Malaysiakini - "Beca langgar lari bukti kerajaan  tidak prihatin."

Obefiend - "Nenek meleis mati. Aku suka vodka."

Twitter @NajibRazak - "Nenek sanggup mati kerana ubi, menunjukkan ubi 1Malaysia berkualiti dan digemari rakyat!"

Blog Melayu Paranoid - "Keraguan sijil halal ubi mungkin punca nenek mati dilanggar beca."

Pancaindera - "Kisah nenek dilanggar beca diabadikan dalam filem terbaru David Teo, Gangster  Penarik Beca ."

Mastika - "Misteri penarik beca: Temubual eksklusif dengan hantu ubi.!!"