Thursday, December 29, 2011

10YearsAgo

Twitter offer you a lot of topic which intrigue you to read through. One particular topic which make me want to follow is #10YearsAgo.

This is few tweet send by stranger for other to read and be amused.

#10YearsAgo We had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash.


#10YearsAgo I complained to my mom, not Twitter.

#10YearsAgo blackberry and apple were still fruits

#10YearsAgo None of my friend had watches, but everyone had time for me. Today, everyone has watches, but no one has time for me.

#10YearsAgo I had no problems in life until I became older.

#10YearsAgo I just started understand what the opposite sexy has to offer , cause every girl around started to develop attribute all over

#10YearsAgo I still remember those days when photos were taken for memories and not for Profile Pic.

#10YearsAgo life was so much simpler; you didn't have to stress about money, coursework, love or your future.

#10YearsAgo It Wasnt About MySpace , Facebook , Twitter , Or Tumblr...OUTSIDE Was MY Social Network .

#10YearsAgo girls were wearing white eyeliner and bra strap headbands like it was nobody's business.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Don't mess with china man

This is hilarious but meaningful Discrimination!! 

A Chinaman goes to Woolworth's in Australia .

He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and  goes to check out.

The Manager gets  suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.

He asks the Chinaman to show  him his cat before he could let him have cat food.

The Chinaman goes home and  returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat
food.

Next week the Chinaman finds dog  food at  special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check  out.

The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat  but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog food to his kids.

He asks the Chinaman to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.

The Chinaman goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

The following week the Chinaman comes to Woolworth's with a bag.

He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.

The  Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and immediately pulls  it out.

He shouts at the Chinaman, "What the hell !

This is shit, you Idiot  !"  

The Chinaman calmly replies, "Yes, now
may I  buy some toilet paper?"

MORAL OF THE STORY : DON'T MESS AROUND WITH A CHINAMAN !!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Saturday Blues

Pantun Melayu

Kajang Pak Malau kajang berlipat
Kajang saya mengkuang layu
Kain Pak Malau, Mak Limah yg lipat
Kain saya, pencuri mana ntah da sapu

Pesanan Nenek Moyang

Kalau kamu marah, keluarkanlah amarahmu sepuas-puasnya agar tidak menyakitkan mindamu.

Kalau kamu sedih, keluarkanlah air matamu jika itu dapat melegakan kesedihanmu.

Kalau kamu benci, keluarkanlah kebencianmu agar tiada lagi rasa kebencian itu.

Kalau kamu gembira, keluarkanlah kegembiraanmu dan ketawalah sepuas-puas hatimu.

TAPI INGAT........................!!!!!!!!!!

Kalau kamu malu....JGN SEKALI-KALI MENGELUARKAN KEMALUANMU...!!
KELAK BINASA DIRI!!!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Lotus Touts

There's  some mighty fine advice in these words, even if  you're not superstitious.

This Lotus Touts has  been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony  Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.  

Do  not keep this message.

ONE.  Give  people more than they expect and do it  cheerfully.  



TWO.  Marry  a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get  older, their conversational skills will be as  important as any other. 



THREE.  Don't  believe all you hear, spend all you have or  sleep all you want. 



FOUR.  When  you say, 'I love you,' mean  it.  


FIVE.  When  you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the  eye. 



SIX.  Be  engaged at least six months before you get  married. 



SEVEN.  Believe  in love at first  sight.  



EIGHT.  Never  laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have  dreams don't have much.  



NINE.  Love  deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but  it's the only way to live life completely.  



TEN..  In  disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.  



ELEVEN.  Don't  judge people by their  relatives.  



TWELVE.  Talk  slowly but think  quickly.  



THIRTEEN. When  someone asks you a question you don't want to  answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to  know?' 



FOURTEEN.  Remember  that great love and great achievements involve  great risk. 



FIFTEEN.  Say  'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.  



SIXTEEN.  When  you lose, don't lose the  lesson.  



SEVENTEEN.  Remember  the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for  others; and Responsibility for all your actions.  



EIGHTEEN.  Don't  let a little dispute injure a great friendship.  



NINETEEN.  When  you realize you've made a mistake, take  immediate steps to correct  it.  



TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone.  The caller will hear it in your voice  



TWENTY-  ONE. Spend  some time alone.  

A  true friend is someone who reaches for your hand  and touches your  heart.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

"Kidnapping" scam

Friends, BEWARE!!!!

 There is another version of the "Kidnapping" scam that went viral some 5 ~ 10 years ago. Now, these conmen (Cantonese speaking) are targeting old uncles, old aunties, grandpas and grandmas. Don't laugh, these guys are really professional and there are already 60 cases reported in IPD Bricksfield alone. How many more went unreported???

 Version 1.

OK, many years back, they were targeting parents/grandparents of young primary/kindergarten children. That they have kidnapped them and demand a ransom. A friend fell for it.

 Version 2.

Then, came World Cup Football season, and they changed modus operandi to owing money to football bookies. This time, they graduated to capturing young adults. That your child (even girls) had lost few tens of thousand.

That they are holding your child and bashing him/her up now because the debt is not paid. Audio sound in the background of somebody being tortured and crying out for help and that he is bleeding from the head wounds, etc. and requiring medical attention or he will die, bleeding cannot stop..............

So, as a parent, your world started crashing and you won't think rationally. My wife received one such call and she was going to take out money(CASH) to pay these crooks. Why? Because that was HER CHILD. Luckily, she managed to call me and I told her it is a SCAM, but she won't accept it, insisting that the voice crying for help was my son.

Told her to hold on until I come home to take the next call. They never call back. On hindsight, the crooks did not call back, maybe it was because my wife told them that my son was not in the country.(so how did they catch him?)

Then, my son does not fancy football and he never gambles, so how can owe the bookies? Call you child immediately to confirm. Case closed.

 Version 3

Crooks ran out of primary school children and football gamblers. Now says your children stood GUARANTOR for friend's Ah Long LOAN. Same scenario, caught your child and now bashing until head BLEEDING NON STOP and BLOODY.

Background torture, crying out for help and begging. Same amount ten, twenty or thirty thousand ringgit. Anything more, scam overpriced and won't work. Said you just pay back the capital, no need interest. Even offered to pay you back when the friend is caught, hahahah.

Random call to house phones (locality can be controlled) so that they can collect your CASH the moment you withdraw from your bank. They keep on talking and won't allow you to put down the phone, even to the extent of calling your handphone so that you cannot call you child. Insisted to keep in contact with you all the way to the bank.

 They asked which bank that you are going and even can tell you where to drop off the money, like in film show. You won't be facing them. In my friend's case, they asked him to drop off at the empty phone "booth" opposite the bank. Only consolation is that I should tell the son that his papa really loves him despite all his dad's constant nagging.

 NOW, DO THIS AND KEEP THE INFORMATION ETCHED IN YOUR MIND.


  1. NEVER BLURT OUT ANY INFORMATION, 
  2. ASK THEM WHO THEY HAVE CAUGHT. 
  3. YOU DON'T HAVE A HAND PHONE OTHERWISE WHY SHOULD THERE BE A HOUSE PHONE. SAYS YOU DON'T HAVE CASH AND NEEDS TO ASK FROM SPOUSE, ETC. INTENTION IS TO MAKE THEM CALL BACK WITHOUT ANTAGONIZING THEM. 
  4. CALL YOUR CHILD IMMEDIATELY TO CONFIRM THEIR SAFETY. 
  5. MAKE POLICE REPORT, 
  6. CALL BUKIT AMAN HOTLINE 03-2115 9999

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

10 of The Most Harmful Products

10 of The Most Harmful Products

All kinds of products can not be found now in our shops! Their range is increasing every year, but the quality is often still leaves much to be desired. What products can be considered the most dangerous, and what - most useful for your health? How to avoid mistakes and to choose not only tasty but also qualitative?

Try to understand in this together. 10 of the most harmful products that are worth is as little as possible or abandon them altogether In order not to risk the health, nutritionists recommend to refuse products that contain large amounts of artificial food additives, sugar, salt, fat, and those that are prepared using techniques of smoking, grilling or frying. More after the break...

 01. Refined Sugar

 Refined sugar, which is derived from beet and cane sugar, not for nothing is considered one of the most harmful products: it has no vitamins or minerals, or dietary fiber, and at the same time it contains a lot of calories. Sugar triggers the development of a whole bunch of diseases of the endocrine (diabetes, obesity), cardiovascular (ischemic heart disease, atherosclerosis), gastro-intestinal, respiratory, kidney, and, of course, teeth - from elementary to decay periodontitis and reduces resistance to various to infection.

 02. Salt 

A healthy adult requires only 5 grams of salt per day. We tend to eat much more - 10-15 grams of salt! However, excessive consumption of it causes the development of cardiovascular disease, kidney disease, accumulation of toxins and, accordingly, the appearance of malignant tumors. The elderly, and those who suffer from heart disease and kidney disease, should eat no more than 2 grams of salt a day, but better not to salt the food.

  03. Sausage

 In sausages, frankfurters, sausages lot of fat, including the so-called hidden, artificial food additives and salt. Their composition also includes vegetable rice or soy derivatives, a significant number of which (up to 85%!) Are grown now using the technology of genetic engineering. Smoked contain a large number of carcinogens. A taste of sausages, frankfurters and sausages attached ... MSG, which some scientists believe, causes drug addiction and the development of many diseases. In addition, if there are products constantly, there is a risk of substantially disrupt the nervous system.

  04. Margarine

 Margarine - this is not an analogue of butter, as many believe. This product - the real surrogate: it contains hydrogenated, synthetic fats and plenty of "flavored" with preservatives, emulsifiers and dyes. Contained trans fats in margarine are high in calories, are toxic and tend to accumulate in the body. I should add that this dangerous product is used in many kinds of baking: biscuits, cakes, biscuits, etc., which are sold in stores.

 05. Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise contains a large amount of fat, including saturated, and carbohydrate, and sodium, vinegar and all sorts of artificial additives - flavoring and coloring alternatives. In some cases, this product can be stored for six months or more - you can imagine how dangerous to health may be such a "delicacy"! Diseases of the heart and blood vessels, stomach and intestines, metabolism and obesity - this is not a complete list of side effects, which makes a habit of eating mayonnaise flavor.

06. Bouillon cubes, noodles and instant soups

 This "fast food" consists of a solid chemistry in the bouillon cubes, soups includes noodles and food additives - flavor enhancers (including MSG), acidity regulators, dyes and a large amount of salt. You are really fast ... can "put" with their help your liver, kidneys and at the same time, because these products contain and secrete many toxic substances, especially if you fill them with boiling water directly into a plastic bag.

07. Fast food (hamburgers, cheeseburgers, French fries, chips, etc.)

On the dangers of fast food a lot said and written. These products contain a large amount of fat, including synthetic, salt, artificial additives, carcinogens and cause serious diseases such as atherosclerosis, cerebral infarction, cancer, arthritis, hormonal imbalance, infertility, obesity, as well as irreversible changes in the immune system . Another minus - addictive, because of time fast-food starts cause in children and adults dependence similar to the drug.

  08. Preserves

 The habit of constantly replacing fresh organic foods canned anything good to our health promises. After so many favorite delicacies at the glass and tin cans contain many harmful substances, preservatives, flavor enhancers, fragrances, dyes, etc., a large amount of salt and sugar. During processing, the products of their structure and taste vary considerably, lost many nutrients, including some vitamins. And if the production technology is broken, canned food can cause poisoning, and quite heavy.

  09. Carbonated beverages

 The composition of Coke, Pepsi and various soft drinks and other "fast utoliteley thirst" is a lot of sugar, artificial additives (preservatives, acidulants, sweeteners, flavoring agents, emulsifiers, food dyes), and various acids, soda, and carcinogens. Some drinks contain caffeine, extract of coca leaves, and other unsafe stimulants. Sufficiently harmful and gas, which is an irritant to the gastric mucosa.

10. Alcohol

 On the dangers of alc0h0l know everything, but still use it every year is increasing. Alc0h0l is the third after cardiovascular disease and cancer cause of mortality, it significantly increases the risk of injuries, dozens of times - the probability of committing suicide, in addition, in a state of intoxication occurs about half the murders. Alc0h0l has an increased load on the various organs and body systems: kidneys, liver (which can bring to cirrhosis), cardiovascular system, gastrointestinal tract (leading to gastritis, peptic ulcer disease) and others.

Monday, December 19, 2011

My kind of health message!!

My kind of health message!!

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,  I rapidly realized that I don't really give a hoot about exercising. 

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, eats only fish, drinks water, and is big and fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops around all day and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?

I'll opt for tortoise life any time!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Daulat Tuanku

Dirghayu KeBawah Duli Yang Maha Mulia Tuanku Abdul Halim Yang di Pertuan Agong ke 14.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Now everyone can drink

A good read for you to know the business world of Air Asia

Yes, a brilliant analogy of Tony's business model.
"Spare a thought for Uncle Tony chief Executive of 'Air A... "
Arriving in a hotel in KL Sentral he went to the bar and asked for a pint of drought Guinness.

The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Ringgit please, Uncle Tony."
Somewhat taken aback, Uncle Tony replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.
"Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8.

We have the cheapest draught in Asia "

"That is remarkable value" Uncle Tony comments
"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be 3 Ringgit please."
Uncle Tony scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.

"Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2 Ringgit
You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Ringgit"
"I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please"
Uncle Tony attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains

"Nobody would fit in that little frame".

"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of RM 4 for your seat sir"

Tony swore to himself, but paid up.

"I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman.

"And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another 3 Ringgit"

Uncle Tony was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled,

"This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager".

"Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be 2 Ringgit please."

Uncle's face was red with rage.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Of course I do
"I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"
"Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number.

Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 sen per second provided you use Tune Talk using other mobile carriers would incur our normal charges of 30 Sen per second
"I will never use this bar again"
"OK Uncle , but remember, we are the only bar in Asia selling pints for one Ringgit...

so that Now everyone can drink "

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

World’s largest insect discovered in New Zealand

Now the biggest bug..waiting for the dino to comes out....huhu

This is not good news for entomophobia sufferers. A former park ranger traveling in New Zealand has stumbled across the world's largest insect, a Weta Bug, with a wing span of seven inches and the weight of three mice.
"Three of us walked the trails of this small island for two nights scanning the vegetation for a giant weta," said Mark Moffett, 55. "We spent many hours with no luck finding any at all, before we saw her up in a tree. The giant Weta is the largest insect in the world, and this is the biggest one ever found."
Most people would have recoiled at such a find--but Moffettt held the giant insect in the palm of his hand and even fed it a carrot.
"She enjoyed the carrot so much she seemed to ignore the fact she was resting on our hands and carried on munching away," Moffett said. "She would have finished the carrot very quickly, but this is an extremely endangered species and we didn't want to risk indigestion. After she had chewed a little I took this picture and we put her right back where we found her."You can watch a video of a smaller, but still huge, Weta Bug in action here. And yes, the man in the video actually eats one of the bugs (and no, bug preservationists need not be alarmed--the smaller Weta is not endangered):

The Weta Bug goes back 180 million years, predating the dinosaurs, but was thought to be extinct after European explorers had unwittingly brought rats with them to New Zealand's Little Barrier island.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/world-largest-insect-discovered-zealand-193452525.html

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Stealthy cellphone software stirs outcry

Oppsss my bet. Naya la kalau mcm ne

Stealthy cellphone software stirs outcry


SAN FRANCISCO: Technology bloggers are asking if our cellphones are spying on us after a security researcher said a piece of software hidden on millions of phones was recording virtually everything people do with them.
 
Amid a broad outcry, Sen. Al Franken is calling for an investigation. A class-action lawsuit has been filed against the software's maker, Carrier IQ Inc. of Mountain View, California
 
The software, which Carrier IQ says is used on some 150 million mobile devices, appears relatively innocuous. It does watch what owners of Sprint Nextel Corp. and AT&T Inc. smartphones do with them, including what people type and the numbers they dial. But it doesn't seem to transmit every keystroke to the company. Instead, it kicks into action when there's a problem, like a call that doesn't go through, and it lets the phone company know.
 
"It is software that is developed in partnership with carriers with the intent to improve network performance. As far as we can tell, it meets this description in execution," said Tim Wyatt, principal engineer at Lookout, a cellphone security company.
 
"In line with our privacy policy, we solely use CIQ software data to improve wireless network and service performance," AT&T said in a statement.
 
Carrier IQ says the data its software gathers is stored by the phone companies or at Carrier IQ's facilities. It doesn't sell the data to third parties. Phone companies, of course, already are custodians of a wealth of private information, including whom you call, where you surf and what your text messages say.
 
The brouhaha started a few weeks ago, when a programmer named Trevor Eckhart documented Carrier IQ's workings with videos on his blog. The software company threatened him with a lawsuit if he didn't take the information down. The Electronic Frontier Foundation took on Eckhart's case, and the company backed down.
 
Eckhart posted another video this week, showing Carrier IQ's software logging keystrokes on an HTC EVO 3D from Sprint.
 
A central privacy worry is what kind of data Carrier IQ is retaining.
 
Andrew Coward, a Carrier IQ vice president, said the software doesn't record every keystroke or send information about all of them back to the company. The only keystrokes it cares about are specific administrative commands, including those instructing the software to phone "home." The rest it discards, Coward said.
 
"We never expected to need the content of SMS messages, so we didn't code for it," Coward told The Associated Press in an interview.
 
Apple Inc. has said it has stopped supporting Carrier IQ in most of its products. Separately, the company came under fire last year over location-tracking features of the iPhone and made a software change to keep data on users' movements for less time.
 
For now, there's no easy way to uninstall the Carrier IQ software without unsanctioned third-party software. Coward said it is "too early to tell" whether the company will make any substantial changes to the software because of the uproar. -- AP

Monday, November 28, 2011

Tu Dia: Penipuan seorang doktor

Sila baca artikel dari blog Aidid Mu'addib untuk cerita bagaimana scam MLM dr romzy. aku dah tak tau nak cakap camno. aku ingat profesion doktor ne dah cukup terpuji dan dan cukup mampu menyara hidup seorang doktor tampa perlu melakukan sebarang penipuan. dunia akhir zaman

Mongolian VD

While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here in the US, we know very little about it.

The man looks a little perplexed and says, „Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.

The doctor answers, I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.

The man screams in horror, Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!

The doctor replies, Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option.

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. veru rare disease.

The guy says to the doctor, Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. Stupid American doctor, always want operate . Make more money that way. No need amputate!

Oh, thank God! the man exclaims.

Yes, says the Chinese doctor. Wait for two weeks. fall off by itself!

LOL

Monday, November 21, 2011

The Three Passengers

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.....the taxi driver figured that they were not in their right minds......so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off after a while and told them : "we have arrived"......

The first man gave him money..... the second one thanked him.....but the third one slapped the taxi driver.....

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn’t move an inch......so, he asked the third man: "what was that for?"

The third man replied: "control your speed next time......you got here so quick you almost killed us....."

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

General Knowledge On Sex  

Did You Know?

1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.

3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatricists say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called 'prostatic congestion.'

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates


+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------ --------- ---------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves 'attractive' (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term 'natural', 24% say they have 'average' looks, 8% prefer the term 'feminine', 7% say they are 'good looking', and 7% say they are 'cute', and finally only 2% of women say they are 'sexy'.

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants. (that's a lot !!)  

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.


In The US

2) 70% of high schoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in JUNE.

5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception.

6) Virginity is often lost with a person they HAVEN'T been dating.


+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
------------ --------- --------- --------- ------

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.
It is a good workout. It burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women
Who don't have sex.

4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people don't get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!  
Why are you waiting...?

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Beware before you sit on the bus

A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus.

She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing

She had him arrested.

When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.

She first sat under an advertisement,
Which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.

I was even more amused when she changed her seat and went to sit under a shaving advertisement,

Which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement,

Which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'

And The case was dismissed... .....!!!

Monday, November 14, 2011

50 years

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'

'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'

'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied,

'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Grandpa.

'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

Sunday, November 13, 2011

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH

A teacher asks her class,

'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little RALPHY says,

'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied,

'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little RALPHY replied,

'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'

Wrong way

A woman is driving 1st time on the highway.

Her husband calls & says:-

"Be careful love, it's just been on the radio that some one is driving the wrong way on the highway"

She replies :-

"Someone..?"

"These idiots are in hundreds ".

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Watercress: The Miracle Food



Watercress is called Sai Yeong Choy in Cantonese

UK Scientists say watercress is the new super food, able to prevent certain types of cancer. According to a study published this week in The British Journal of Nutrition, the consumption of a three ounce portion of watercress reduced the presence of a key tumor growth factor six and eight hours after eating the watercress in healthy patients who had previously been treated for breast cancer. The study was conducted by the Cancer Research Center at the School of Medicine, Southampton General Hospital in the United Kingdom. The study concluded watercress is as therapeutic as traditional drug treatments with tamoxifen and herceptin, commonly used chemotherapy drugs.

The study also said that through regular consumption, watercress "has the potential to confer valuable protection against cancer in general." "Watercress has the ability to turn off HIF1, a signal sent out by cells calling for blood supply," said noted aging scientist Dr. Nicholas Perricone. When HIF1 becomes incorrectly regulated, otherwise harmless precancerous clusters of cells have the opportunity to grow to form invasive tumors. "Scientists have been looking for anti-angiogenesis agents for years because if we can turn off the blood supply, we can kill the cancer," said Perricone. "And it looks like watercress can do that." Another study published in The! American Journal of Clinical Nutrition in February of 2007 showed that, in addition to reducing DNA damage, a daily dose of watercress increased the ability of cells to further resist DNA damage that may be caused by free radicals.

In the study, 60 men and women, half of whom were smokers, consumed their usual diet plus 85 grams of raw watercress daily for eight weeks. Blood samples were analyzed for plasma antioxidant status and DNA damage in lymphocytes, a type of white blood cell. Watercress consumption significantly reduced lymphocyte DNA damage. In the time of the Romans, Greeks and Persians watercress was used as a natural medicine, prescribed for migraines, anemia, eczema, kidney and liver disorder and tuberculosis.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

On board India 's Most Expensive Train











On board India 's Most Expensive Train



It is considered to be the ultimate ride on rails. The Royale Indian Rail Tours offers one of the most
luxurious train journeys across India 's most beautiful locales. The Maharajas' Express is one of the six luxury trains in India that promises to offer the best in travel, traditional food and hospitality.



The fares for this luxurious travel range from Rs 212,000 ($4,725) for a single cabin to Rs 900,000 ($17,500) for the presidential suite for a 7-day trip on a 'classical journey'. The 'Classical India' tour (7 days/6 nights) starts from Delhi and passes through Agra , Gwalior , Khajuraho, Bandhavgarh, Varanasi , and Lucknow , before returning to Delhi .







For a 'Princely India' trip (8 days/7 nights), it costs Rs 243,000 ($5,400) for single accommodation, Rs 321,000 ($7,140) for double occupancy and Rs 900,000 ($17,500) for the presidential suite. This particular trip starts from Mumbai and passes through Vadodara, Udaipur , Jodhpur , Bikaner , Jaipur, Ranthambore, Agra , and finally ends at New Delhi .







The train criss-crosses through some of the most beautiful locales in the country offering a panoramic view of India 's countryside. The Royal India tour (8 days/7 nights) takes you from Delhi to Agra , Ranthambore, Jaipur, Bikaner , Jodhpur , Udaipur , Vadodara, before winding up at Mumbai.





The train chugs along the majestic ghats, deserts, lush green fields, scenic villages and rivers of western and north India .



The Maharaja Express redefines luxury travel with five-star hotel hospitality and high-tech modern amenities all along the journey.



The pan-India super luxury has a total of 23 coaches with a passenger capacity of 84. It has five deluxe cars each with four cabins, six junior suite cars with three cabins; two suite cars with two cabins each and finally the presidential suite that occupies an entire compartment. Every cabin has large panoramic windows, individual temperature controls, the first of its kind in India .



It also has LCD televisions, DVD players, direct dial telephone, electronic safe deposit box and internet facilities to make the journey an unforgettable experience.



The train is operated by Royale Indian Rail Tours Ltd (RIRTL), a joint venture between Cox and Kings ( India ) Ltd and Indian Railways Catering and Tourism Corporation (IRCTC).



A royal banquet for passengers, the Maharajas' Express has two fine dining restaurants that seat 42 persons at a time. Wine and beer are complimentary. A bar with the choicest collection of house wines also offers beer and spirits along with snacks that are complimentary for every passenger. There's also a lounge-cum-bar with comfortable club armchairs. The deluxe cabin is decked up in lavish style.



The Maharajas' Express also houses a high-end boutique, featuring exquisite and unique creations. The tour package includes guided train excursions at different places. The fare includes entrance fees at various sight seeing places, camera fee, transport and services of a guide, complimentary tea, coffee and mineral water on board and porterage at stations.



The Maharajas' Express is comprehensively insured for fire, earthquake, theft and terrorism. All guests are covered under an umbrella insurance cover.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Petua

Kunyit Mengurangkan Rabun Mata
Sediakan 20 helai daun sireh dan satu ounce kunyit dan keduanya diparut. Letakkan di atas penapis dan tuangkan air panas dan perah. Minum air yang sudah ditapis itu sebanyak satu gelas pada setiap hari.

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Petua Untuk Memerahkan Pipi
Jangan buang terus hampas teh yang telah digunakan. Sapukan hampas teh tersebut ke muka terutama pada bahagian pipi. Biarkan selama 10 minit dan kemudian bilas. Amalkan selalu. Pipi anda akan merah tanpa memakai 'blusher'.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Safety First

Kitchen Fire - Read first then watch

This is an excellent MUST SEE video. Very very short; but impacting! Read the short article first.

Be safe and consider sharing with your friends and loved ones... This is the first time I heard of this simple fire prevention idea... It's so simple and effective, that I'm forwarding it to all my family and friends. Kitchen Fire - Read first then watch

Dear Friends,

I was Executive Director of the Institute for Burn Medicine for San Diego and Imperial Counties when we lived in California . Besides raising the money to establish a Burn Treatment Center at the University Hospital there, I conducted extensive public education campaigns in Burn Prevention..

A friend recently sent me the attached short video - and like an old fire-horse, I heard the bell ring and am rushing to send this excellent prevention piece to each of you. It is well worth watching! And it could save your life.

This is very stunning - please read first and then watch the very short clip.

I never realized that a wet dishcloth can be a one size fits all lid to cover a fire in a pan!

This is a dramatic video (30-second, very short) about how to deal with a common kitchen fire oil in a frying pan. Read the following Introduction, then watch the show. It's a real eye-opener!!

At the Fire Fighting Training school they would demonstrate this with a deep fat fryer set on the fire field. An instructor would don a fire suit and using an 8 oz cup at the end of a 10-foot pole to toss water onto the grease fire.

The results got the attention of the students. The water, being heavier than oil, sinks to the bottom where it instantly becomes superheated. The explosive force of the steam blows the burning oil up and out. On the open field, it became a thirty foot high fireball that resembled a nuclear blast.

Inside the confines of a kitchen, the fire ball hits the ceiling and fills the entire room. Also, do not throw sugar or flour on a grease fire. One cup of either creates the explosive force of two sticks of dynamite.

This is a powerful message. watch the video and don't forget what you see.

Tell your whole family about this video. Or better yet, send this to them.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Orang gila main bola

Ada 26 orang gila, mereka akan menjalani ujian kesihatan di Amerika. Mereka dibawa dengan menggunakan pesawat Hercules yang besar.

Ketika di udara, orang-orang gila itu terlalu bising kerana bermain bola di dalam pesawat. Kapten pesawat marah dan menyuruh co-pilotnya untuk menenangkan mereka.

"Hoi! Bising sangat nie! Jangan main bola di dalam kapalterbang!!!" bentak co-pilot kepada orang-orang gila tersebut.

Akhirnya situasi menjadi tenang. Tapi lama-kelamaan, Kapten curiga karena situasinya terlalu tenang. Dia menyuruh lagi co-pilotnya untuk memeriksa keadaan di belakang.

Ketika co-pilot datang, dia terkejut setengah mati! Orang gilanya tinggal 4 orang!!!

"Hei, kamu semua! Kenapa tinggal 4 orang sahaja? Yang lain ke mana?"

"Habis... tak boleh main bola di dalam kapalterbang, jadi mereka main bola di luar la."

"HAH?! Habis tu kenapa kamu semua masih berada di dalam?"

"Kan kami nie pemain simpanan...".

Boat For Sale

Boat for Sale

Want to buy a boat? Think about this "island yacht", and make sure I should be invited to its inaugural sailing...

Yes you read it right, a whole amazing island built right on a beautiful yacht. Created by UK-based yacht design company Yacht Island Designs, bringing a whole island onto a yacht.

The design as you can see is inspired by tropical islands, with huts, a pool and to top of that, a whole volcano that is sure not to erupt. Since this is a yacht, it comes packed with special VIP rooms, arcades, gym, lounges, spas and even a helipad. The volcano adds a lot of beauty to the whole look of the yacht, it also happens to have water flowing out of it onto the pool creating this amazing river complementing the whole tropical look.

The back of the yacht has a retractable beach deck where structures float on the sea making the sea accessible to swim in and of course grant access to various water activities such as wake boarding and jet-skis. The whole concept is pure genius and the result looks even better.

Egg Whites... Who Knew?

BURNS

A young man sprinkling his lawn and bushes with pesticides wanted to check the contents of the barrel to see how much pesticide remained in it. He raised the cover and lit his lighter; the vapors ignited and engulfed him. He jumped from his truck, screaming.

His neighbor came out of her house with a dozen eggs and a bowl yelling: "bring me some more eggs!"
She broke them, separating the whites from the yolks.
The neighbor woman helped her to apply the whites onto the young man's face.

When the ambulance arrived and the EMTs saw the young man, they asked who had done this. Everyone pointed to the lady in charge. They congratulated her and said: "You have saved his face." By the end of the summer, the young man brought the lady a bouquet of roses to thank her. His face was like a baby's skin.

A Healing Miracle for Burns:


Keep in mind this treatment of burns is being included in teaching beginner fireman.

First Aid consists of first spraying cold water on the affected area until the heat is reduced which stops the continued burning of all layers of the skin.

Then, spread the egg whites onto the affected area.

One woman burned a large part of her hand with boiling water. In spite of the pain, she ran cold faucet water on her hand, separated 2 egg whites from the yolks, beat them slightly and dipped her hand in the solution. The whites then dried and formed a protective layer.

She later learned that the egg white is a natural collagen and continued during at least one hour to apply layer upon layer of beaten egg white. By afternoon she no longer felt any pain and the next day there was hardly a trace of the burn.

10 days later, no trace was left at all and her skin had regained its normal color. The burned area was totally regenerated thanks to the collagen in the egg whites, a placenta full of vitamins.

Since this information could be helpful to everyone: Won't you please pass it on?

Friday, October 28, 2011

Love this Doctor!

Q : Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.


Q : Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q : How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.

Q : What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!

Q : Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q : Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q : Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q : Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.


And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

AND.....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

KEMESRAAN SELEPAS PERKAHWINAN

Sebelum Tido:

6 minggu: selamat tido sayaaang, mimpi indah2 ya, mmmuach.
6 bulan: tolong matikan lampu tu, silau aah.
6 tahun : Sana sikit lah... tido kalau tak mengepit tak bole
ker???!

Pakai Toilet:

6 minggu: tak apa, u masuk ler dulu, i tak kisaaahhhh
6 bulan: masih lama lagi ke nih?
6 tahun: brug! brug! brug!(suara pintu digegar), kalau nak
bertapa pi lah gunung ledang sana !!

Balas SMS:

6 minggu: iye sayang, jap lagi i sampai rumah, sayang, i belikan
murtabak favourite u ye sayang..
6 bulan:trafik jam aah
6 tahun:k..

Dating process:

6 minggu: I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 bulan: Of course I love U.
6 tahun : Iyalah!! kalau i tak cintakan u, buat apa i nikah ngan u??

Pulang Keje:

6 minggu: Sayaaang, i dah balik nih...
6 bulan : I'm BACK!!
6 tahun:Oi...tak dengar orang balik ker??

Hadiah (ulang tahun):

6 minggu :Sayang, i harap u suka cincin yang i beli untuk u ni
6 bulan :I beli lukisan, nampak sesuai dengan suasana ruang tamu, takpun kt tangga pun ok
6 tahun : Nih duit, u beli sendiri lah apa yg u nak, nanti kalau i belikan u tak berkenan lak

Telefon:

6 minggu:Baby, ada yang ingin berbual ngan u di telefon nih
6 bulan :Eh...your call...
6 tahun :WOOIII TELFON BUNYI TUUUHHH.... ANGKAT AAAAAHHH!!! takder dengar ker?

Masakan:

6 minggu:Wah, tak sangka i, pandai u masak. rasa pun sedapppppp.. ...!!!
6 bulan:Kita makan apa malam ini??
6 tahun:HAH!! lauk aper lak ari ni, cam lauk kemarin jer!!

Memaafkan:

6 minggu:Sudahlah, tak apa, dah pecah pun, nanti kita beli lagi yang lain,ye
6 bulan:Hati-hati! Nanti jatuh tuh.
6 tahun:Nak pecahkan lagi ler tu, tak paham2 betul!!

Baju baru:

6 minggu:Aduh sayang, u seperti bidadari dengan dress tu
6 bulan: Lah.. beli baju baru lagi?
6 tahunAH BERAPA RIBU HABIS BELI BAJU TU, tula yang lama dah tak muat ler tu???

Merancangkan Holiday:

6 minggu: Macam mana kalau kita jalan-jalan ke Amerika atau ke tempat yg u nak, honey?
6 bulan:Kita ke Bukit Bintang aje ler ....senang sikit nak parking...
6 tahun:JALAN- JALAN?? DUDUK RUMAH AJE TAK BOLEH KE? BUANG DUIT JER!

Tonton TV:

6 minggu:Baby, kita nak tengok cite apa malam ini ?
6 bulan : Saya nak tengok bola live kol 9.00 karang
6 tahun: JANGAN TUKAR2 CHANNEL BOLE TAK!!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

daily jokes

The Nurse was taking a blood sample from Sardar.
She held his finger and squeezed for the blood.
So the Sardar laughed.
Nurse: Why did you laugh
Sardar: After this it is the urine test

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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes.
"Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

You Sea You Smile

now days kentut pun have to pay you know.
this is the most bizzare photo i ever encounter in FB.
credit to thos who find time to snap this photo.
it is a trend for FB user to announce their emotion, feeling, experience etc in their FB.
Please handle with care your FB acc.


on of the sign i always found that been ignored by petrol pam patrons

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Petua Untuk Hapuskan Kutu Rambut

Petua Untuk Hapuskan Kutu Rambut

1. Ambil 4 ulas bawang putih dan tumbuk hingga lumat.

2. Kemudian gaulkan bersama 3 sudu makan minyak kelapa.

3. Lumurkan rata pada keseluruhan rambut dan biarkan selama lebih kurang 15 minit.

4. Selepas itu sikat dengan penyikat kutu.

Two Monks and a pretty Lady

Once upon a time a big monk and a little monk were traveling together. They came to the bank of a river and found the bridge was damaged. They had to wade across the river.

There was a pretty lady who was stuck at the damaged bridge and couldn't cross the river.

The big monk offered to carry her across the river on his back to which the lady accepted.

The little monk was shocked by the move of the big monk and was thinking "How can big brother carry a lady when we are supposed to avoid all intimacy with females?" But he kept quiet.

The big monk carried the lady across the river and the small monk followed unhappily. When they crossed the river, the big monk let the lady down and they parted ways with her.

All along the way for several miles, the little monk was very unhappy with the act of the big monk. He was making up all kinds of accusations about big monk in his head. This got him madder and madder. But he still kept quiet. And the big monk had no inclination to explain his situation.

Finally, at a rest point many hours later, the little monk could not stand it any further, he burst out angrily at the big monk. "How can you claim yourself a devout monk, when you seize the first opportunity to touch a female, especially when she is very pretty?"

All your teachings to me make you a big hypocrite.

The big monk looked surprised and said, "I had put down the pretty lady at the river bank many hours ago, how come you are still carrying her along?"

Moral: This very old Chinese Zen story reflects the thinking of many people today. We encounter many unpleasant things in our life, they irritate us and they make us angry. But like the little monk, we are not willing to let them go away. There is no point in remaining hurt by the unpleasant event after it is over. Learn to move on in life!

Penghawa Dingin Kereta

JANGAN Hidupkan Penghawa Dingin Sebaik Menaiki Kereta!:

Harap dapat berkongsi dengan sahabat anda yang lain.


Bukalah tingkap terlebih dahulu sebaik memasuki kereta anda dan jangan sama sekali menghidupkan penghawa dingin. Berpandukan kepada kajian yang dijalankan, dashboard, sofa, pewangi udara menghasilkan Benzene, sejenis toksin yang menyebabkan kanser (carcinogen – ia dapat dikenalpasti melalui bau yang terhasil dari haba bahan plastik di dalam kereta). Disamping menyebabkab kanser, ia juga bertindak sebagai racun bagi tulang, menyebabkan anemia dan mengurangkan sel darah putih. Tindakan ini jika dibiar berlarutan akan menyebabkan Leukemia, meningkatkan risiko menghadapi kanser di samping punca keguguran.


Kadar pendedahan Benzene yang dibenarkan ialah 50 mg bagi setiap kaki persegi. Kereta jika difikir di kawasan berbumbung dengan tingkap tertutup menghasilkan 400-800 mg Benzene. Jika dibiarkan dikawasan yang terdedah dengan tingkap yang tertutup pada suhu 60 darjah fahrenheit, tahap Benzene boleh meningkkat sehingga 2000-4000 mg, iaitu 40 kali dari tahap yang dibenarkan.. . dan penumpang di dalamnya akan menyedut toksik yang berlebih2an secara tidak sedar.


Cara yang dicadangkan untuk mengelakkan perkara ini daripada berterusan ialah dengan membuka tingkap dan pintu terlebih dahulu untuk memberi udara di dalam beredar keluar. Benzene adalah sejenis toksik yang boleh mencemar buah pinggang dan hati, dan sukar pula bagi tubuh manusia untuk menyahkeluarkan toksik tersebut apabila sudah memasuki tubuh kita…

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