A MATURE LADY (over 60) DRIVER WAS PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING.
MATURE LADY: Is there a problem, Officer ?
OFFICER: Ma'am, you were speeding.
MATURE LADY: Oh, I see.
OFFICER: Can I see your license please ?
MATURE LADY: I'd give it to you, but I don't have one.
OFFICER: Don't have one ? Can I see you vehicle registration papers please ?
MATURE LADY: I can't do that.
OFFICER: Why not ?
MATURE LADY: I stole this car. I killed and hacked up the owner.
OFFICER: You What ?
MATURE LADY: His body parts are in plastic bags in the boot of the car, if you want to see them.
THE OFFICER LOOKED AT THE MATURE LADY, SLOWLY BACKED AWAY TO HIS POLICE CAR
AND CALLED FOR BACK UP.
WITHIN MINUTES FIVE POLICE CARS CIRCLED THE MATURE LADY'S CAR.
A SENIOR POLICE OFFICER SLOWLY APPROACHED THE MATURE LADY'S CAR, CLASPING HIS HALF DRAWN GUN.
SENIOR OFFICER: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please !
THE MATURE LADY STEPPED OUT OF HER CAR.
MATURE LADY: Is there a problem Sir ?
SENIOR OFFICER: One of my Officers told me that you have stolen this car, and murdered the owner. Could you please open the boot of your car, Ma'am.
THE WOMAN OPENED THE BOOT, REVEALING NOTHING.
SENIOR OFFICER: Is this your car ?
MATURE LADY: Yes Officer, here are the registration papers.
SENIOR OFFICER: One of my Officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
THE MATURE LADY DUG INTO HER HANDBAG AND PULLED OUT HER PURSE AND HANDED OVER HER DRIVERS LICENSE TO THE SENIOR OFFICER.
THE OFFICER EXAMINED THE LICENSE LOOKING QUITE PUZZLED.
SENIOR OFFICER: Thank you Ma'am. One of my Officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
MATURE LADY: I bet the liar told you I was speeding too !!
Don't Mess With Mature Ladies !!
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