Thursday, September 8, 2011

Football jokes

Husband: I want to have sex with you 8 times in 90 mins!
Wife: Who do you think am I ? Arsenal?

Uncle: I want to have drink beer 1989!
Auntie: Who do you think am I? Liverpool? Hrmmmmm

A Manchester United fan, a arsenal and a Liverpool fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Manchester fan insists that he is the most loyal and he yells, "this is for Machester!" and jumps off the mountain.
Not to be out done, the Arsenal fan next professes his love for his team. He screams, "this is for the Arsenal" and pushes the Liverpool fan off the mountain.

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