A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India...

A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India... 

Dear Sunita Darling,   

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has   affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust. 

Your loving husband, 
Tuna Singh 


His wife replied... 

TINKU KE PAPPA , 

Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:   

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 

2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses. 

3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent. 

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.. 

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses. 

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...   
Shall I plan the same for the next month? 

Your Sweet Heart, 
Kichi   


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