Wednesday, February 23, 2011

My name is freedom

My name is Freedom; born in Tunisia, raised in Egypt, studied in Yemen, fought in Libya and I'll grow up in all the Arab world.

If u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service)

Fwd: Tips on How and When to Fill your Vehicles with Fuel.

This message is received from a friend:

I don't know what you guys are paying for petrol... but here in Durban, we are also paying higher, up to 47.35 per litre. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every litre. 
Here at the Marian Hill Pipeline, where I work in Durban, we deliver about 4 million litres in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline.
One day is diesel; the next day is jet fuel, and petrol, LRP and Unleaded.  We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 litres.
ONLY BUY OR FILL UP YOUR CAR OR BIKKIE IN THE EARLY MORNING WHEN THE GROUND TEMPERATURE IS STILL COLD. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground, the denser the fuel, when it gets warmer petrol expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening.... your litre is not exactly a litre. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and the temperature of the petrol, diesel and jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products play an important role. A 1degree rise in temperature is a big deal for this business. But the service stations do not have temperature compensation at the pumps.
If you look, you will see that the trigger has three (3) stages:
low, middle, and high. In slow mode, you should be pumping on low speed, thereby minimizing the vapours that are created, while you are pumping. All hoses at the pump have a vapour return. If you are pumping on the fast rate, some of the liquid that goes to your tank becomes vapour. Those vapours are being sucked up and back into the underground storage tank so you're getting less worth for your money.

The reason for this is, the more fuel you have in your tank, the less air occupying its empty space. Petrol evaporates faster than you can imagine. Petroleum storage tanks have an internal floating roof. This roof serves as zero clearance between the petrol and the atmosphere, so it minimizes the evaporation. Unlike service stations, here where I work, every truck that we load is temperature compensated, so that every litre is actually the exact amount.

ANOTHER REMINDER, IF THERE IS A FUEL TRUCK PUMPING INTO THE STORAGE TANKS, WHEN YOU STOP TO BUY, DO NOT FILL UP - most likely the petrol/diesel is being stirred up as the fuel is being delivered, and you might pick up some of the dirt that normally settles on the bottom.

Hope, this will help you get the maximum value for your money.


Wednesday, February 16, 2011


Kementerian Kesihatan UAE memberi amaran bahawa rawatan kaki/kulit alternatif/kosmetik yang menggunakan ikan seperti yang dipaparkan pada gambar di atas boleh menyebarkan penyakit bahaya.

Akhbar Al Khaleej yang memetik kata-kata Dr Amin Al Amiri, “Penggunaan ikan-ikan sebagai rawatan boleh mendatangkan mudarat kepada orang ramai kerana rawatan ini boleh menyebarkan penyakit termasuk hepatitis dan AIDS/HIV.”

Tambah Dr Amin, “Sesetengah orang mungkin mengalami penyakit berbahaya dan virus pada luka mereka akan mudah dipindahkan kepada orang lain melalui ikan dan air.”

Prosedur rawatan yang dibangunkan di Turki ini digunakan untuk merawat kulit termasuklah penyakit psoriasis.

Pesakit/orang ramai dikehendaki meletakkan kaki di dalam sebuah kolam kecil yang berisi ikan kecil (ikan garra rufa atau ikan chin chin). Ikan-ikan ini akan “memakan” sel-sel kulit yang telah mati pada kulit pesakit.

Untuk makluman, rawatan kaki menggunakan teknik ini diharamkan di 14 buah negeri di Amerika Syarikat

How your organs age at different times (interesting fact)

story of our body anatomy! Interesting article and it is worth reading!

Time: When your body really starts going downhill

There's no denying the ticking of a woman's biological clock - but men are not immune, either. French doctors have found that the quality of sperm starts to deteriorate by 35, so that by the time a man is 45 a third of pregnancies end in miscarriage. Here, with the help of leading clinicians, Angela Epstein identifies the ages when different parts of the body start to lose their battle with time.

• BRAIN Starts ageing at 20
As we get older, the number of nerve cells - or neurons - in the brain decrease. We start with around 100 billion, but in our 20s this number starts to decline.

By 40, we could be losing up to 10,000 per day, affecting memory, co-ordination and brain function.

In fact, while the neurons are important, it's actually the deterioration of the gaps between the brain cells that has the biggest impact, says Dr Wojtek Rakowicz, a consultant neurologist at Imperial College Healthcare NHS Trust in London .

We all assume Grey hair and wrinkles are the first signs of aging, but some parts of your body are worn out long before you look old.

These tiny gaps between the end of one brain nerve cell and another are called synapses. Their job is to ensure the flow of information from one cell to another, and as we age we make fewer.

• GUT Starts aging at 55
A healthy gut has a good balance between harmful and 'friendly' bacteria.

But levels of friendly bacteria in the gut drop significantly after 55, particularly in the large intestine, says Tom MacDonald, professor of immunology at Barts And The London medical school. As a result, we suffer from poor digestion and an increased risk of gut disease.

Constipation is more likely as we age, as the flow of digestive juices from the stomach, liver, pancreas and small intestine slows down.

• BREASTS Starts aging at 35
BY their mid-30s, women's breasts start losing tissue and fat, reducing size and fullness.

Sagging starts properly at 40 and the areola (the area surrounding the nipple) can shrink considerably.

Although breast cancer risk increases with age, it's not related to physical changes in the breast.

More likely, says Gareth Evans, breast cancer specialist at St Mary's Hospital, Manchester , our cells become damaged with age - as a result, the genes which control cell growth can mutate, causing cancer.

• BLADDER Starts ageing at 65

Loss of bladder control is more likely when you hit 65. The bladder starts to contract suddenly, even when it's not full.

Women are more vulnerable to bladder problems as, after the menopause, declining estrogen levels make tissues in the urethra - the tube through which urine passes - thinner and weaker, reducing bladder support.

Bladder capacity in an older adult generally is about half that of a younger person - about two cups in a 30-year-old and one cup in a 70-year-old.

This causes more frequent trips to the loo, particularly as poor muscle tone means the bladder may not fully empty. This in turn can lead to urinary tract infections.

• LUNGS Start ageing at 20
Lung capacity slowly starts to decrease from the age of 20.

By the age of 40, some people are already experiencing breathlessness. This is partly because the muscles and the rib cage which control breathing stiffen up.

It's then harder to work the lungs and also means some air remains in the lungs after breathing out - causing breathlessness.

Aged 30, the average man can inhale two pints of air in one breath. By 70, it's down to one.

• VOICE Starts ageing at 65
Our voices become quieter and hoarser with age. The soft tissues in the voice box (larynx) weaken, affecting the pitch, loudness and quality of the voice.

A woman's voice may become huskier and lower in pitch, whereas a man's might become thinner and higher.

• EYES start ageing at 40
Glasses are the norm for many over - 40s as failing eyesight kicks in - usually long-sightedness, affecting our ability to see objects up close.

As we age, the eye's ability to focus deteriorates because the eyes' muscles become weaker, says Andrew Lotery, professor of ophthalmology at the University of Southampton .

• HEART Starts ageing at 40
The heart pumps blood less effectively around the body as we get older.

This is because blood vessels become less elastic, while arteries can harden or become blocked because of fatty deposits forming on the coronary arteries - caused by eating too much saturated fat.

The blood supply to the heart is then reduced, resulting in painful angina. Men over 45 and women over 55 are at greater risk of a heart attack.

A recent study by Lloyds Pharmacy found the average person in the UK has a 'heart age' five years older than their chronological age, probably due to obesity and lack of exercise.

• LIVER Starts ageing at 70
This is the only organ in the body which seems to defy the aging process.

'Its cells have an extraordinary capacity to regenerate,' explain David Lloyd, a consultant liver surgeon at Leicester Royal Infirmary.

He says he can remove half a liver during surgery and it will grow to the size of a complete liver within three months.

If a donor doesn't drink, use drug or suffer from infection, then it is possible to transplant a 70-year-old liver into a 20-year-old.

• KIDNEYS Starts ageing at 50
With kidneys, the number of filtering units (nephrons) that remove waste from the bloodstream starts to reduce in middle age.

One effect of this is their inability to turn off urine production at night, causing frequent trips to the bathroom.

The kidneys of a 75-year-old person will filter only half the amount of blood that a 30-year-old's will.

• PROSTATE Starts ageing at 50
The prostate often becomes enlarged with age, leading to problems such as increased need to urinate, says Professor Roger Kirby, director of the Prostate Centre in London . This is known as benign prostatic hyperplasia and affects half of men over 50, but rarely those under 40.

It occurs when the prostate absorbs large amounts of the male sex hormone testosterone, which increases the growth of cells in the prostate.

A normal prostate is the size of a walnut, but the condition can increase this to the size of a tangerine.

• BONES Start ageing at 35
'Throughout our life, old bone is broken down by cells called osteoclasts and replaced by bone-building cells called osteoblasts - a process called bone turnover,' explains Robert Moots, professor of rheumatology at Aintree University Hospital in Liverpool .

Children's bone growth is rapid - the skeleton takes just two years to renew itself completely. In adults, this can take ten years.

Until our mid-20s, bone density is still increasing. But at 35 bone loss begins as part of the natural ageing process.

This becomes more rapid in post-menopausal women and can cause the bone-thinning condition osteoporosis.

The shrinking in size and density of bones can lead to loss of height. Bones in the back shrivel up or crumble between the vertebrae. We lose two inches in height by the time we're 80.

• TEETH Start ageing at 40
As we age, we produce less saliva, which washes away bacteria, so teeth and gums are more vulnerable to decay.

Receding gums - when tissue is lost from gums around the teeth - is common in adults over 40.

• MUSCLES Start ageing at 30

Muscle is constantly being built up and broken down, a process which is well balanced in young adults.

However, by the time we're 30, breakdown is greater than buildup, explains Professor Robert Moots.

Once adults reach 40, they start to lose between 0.5 and 2 per cent of their muscle each year. Regular exercise can help prevent this..

• HEARING Starts ageing mid-50s
More than half of people over 60 lose hearing because of their age, according to the Royal National Institute for the Deaf.

The condition, known as presbycusis, happens due to a loss of 'hair cells' - tiny sensory cells in the inner ear which pick up sound vibrations and send them to the brain.

• SKIN Starts ageing mid-20s
The skin starts to age naturally in your mid-20s.

According to Dr Andrew Wright, a consultant dermatologist with Bradford NHS Trust, as we get older production of collagen - the protein which acts as scaffolding to the skin - slows, and elastin, the substance that enables skin to snap back into place, has less spring and can even break.

Dead skin cells don't shed as quickly and turnover of new skin cells may decrease slightly. This causes fine wrinkles and thin, transparent skin - even if the first signs may not appear until our mid-30s (unless accelerated by smoking or sun damage).

• TASTE AND SMELL Start ageing at 60
We start out in life with about 10,000 taste buds scattered on the tongue. This number can halve later in life.

After we turn 60, taste and smell gradually decline, partly as a result of the normal ageing process.

This can be accelerated by problems such as polyps in the nasal or sinus cavities. It can also be the cumulative effect of years of smoking.

• FERTILITY starts ageing at 35
Female fertility begins to decline after 35, as the number and quality of eggs in the ovaries start to fall.

The lining of the womb may become thinner, making it less likely for a fertilised egg to take, and also creating an environment hostile to sperm.

Male fertility also starts to drop around this age. Men who wait until their 40s before starting a family have a greater chance of their partner having a miscarriage, because of the poorer quality of their sperm.

• HAIR Starts ageing at 30
Male hair loss usually begins in the 30s. Hair is made in tiny pouches just under the skin's surface, known as follices.

A hair normally grows from each follicle for about three years, is then shed, and a new hair grows.

However, with male-pattern baldness, changes in levels of testosterone from their early-30s affect this cycle, causing the hair follicles to shrink.

Each new hair is thinner than the previous one.. Eventually, all that remains is a much smaller hair follicle and a thin stump of hair that does not grow out to the skin surface.

Most people will have some grey hair by the age of 35. When we are young, our hair is coloured by the pigments produced by cells in the hair follicle known as melanocytes.

As we grow older, melanocytes become less active, so less pigment is produced, the colour fades, and grey hairs grow instead.

Have a great Laugh!

1- Wife & Husband

Wife : How have you managed to get home so early today?
Husband : My boss lost temper with me and shouted "Go to hell". So I came home.

2- Black guy & A White Girl
A black guy and a white girl met at a nightclub. She took him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!" So he ran off with the TV and VCD...

3-Wife & Husband
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"

4- Something wrong
A Chinese couple got married. When their baby was born, she had big, blue eyes, curly, blonde hair and brown skin. They named her ... SAM TING LONG.

5- Wedding nights
Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?' "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'

6- Not at all
70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?"
Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."

7- Don't disgrace your family
A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her…."1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he wants to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name."
Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family."

8- Baby burn't
A white couple had a black baby…. The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby. Husband: Why the baby black? Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

9- Expiry date
Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?"
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

10- Why black?
Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!!!


Correct timing to drink water, will maximize its effectiveness on the Human body.

Two (02) glass of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs

One (01) glasses of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion

One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure

One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack

For those Having Gout problem

This is a really effective, just mix green papaya cubes to the ordinary
green tea, my cousin brother tried and found it very effective. I have also
shared with a friend with gout to try this (his "toe joints" started to
deform), after a week of drinking this formula there is significant
improvement, after two weeks the toe joints heal and revert to normal state.
It is almost three years now, the joint pain is gone, but he maintain the
intake between 1-3 times monthly to avoid relapse.

Other friends suffering from years of gout problem have also recovered. It
is good for all, even those without gout.

Good formula! Do share with the people in need!

An improved sequence by Professor Lai from the China School of Pharmacy :

Cut green papaya into small cubes, place into the water, bring to boil, then
add green tea leaves, similar to the tea-making process. Clinical tests show
that this brings better effects for treatment of gout, subject to frequent
drinking of this formula.

Mr Liu Qing, Chief of the Rende Town in Tainan , was suffering for years
from severe stomach pain around the posterior wall of stomach. He used green
papaya as a tea pot to prepare the family tea daily, after a month his
chronic disease condition was much improved. His family members with high
uric acid were also healed by the same papaya tea. For this Mr Liu planted a
lot of papaya to share with relatives and friends with similar sickness.

*According to Mr Liu, in selection of the Green Papaya as tea pot, pick
those whose shape are fat and short, with larger capacity. Cut off the top
part of the papaya, clear away the seeds, open a small hole at the upper
side wall to facilitate pouring of tea. Create a small ventilation hole at
top cover, put in the tea leaves, pour in boiling water, place the top
cover back to papaya, you may use the toothpicks to secure the top cover.
Similar to normal process of preparing tea.*

*Liu like to use Oolong tea as the taste is good. He was pleasantly
surprised that the stomach pains he suffered for many years was healed after
a month of drinking tea from the green papaya pot, without taking any other
medication. He passed some green papaya leaves to a friend who worked at a
Medical Center to test and analyse the content. The tests confirmed that
healthy the enzyme present in papaya is beneficial to human health. Now as
papaya in Mr Liu's orchard is yeilding suitable size fruit, he would share
the fruits with family and friends.*

*Xu Fuchang, an experienced papaya farmers, the green papaya refers to
papaya that is not ripe, where the skin is still green in colour. Generally,
the papaya takes about four months to fully mature and ripe, but there
healing effect would be lost after it is fully ripe. Green Papaya should be
harvested when the papaya is approximately three months old, when the fruit
is still firm, and the "papaya milk" contains high papaya enzyme and other
healthy ingredients. Not only the green papaya can be used in tea drinking,
you may also cut them into cubes, and boil with the ribs, or even slicing
the green papaya into fine long pieces and fried with garlic, very tasty,
and no adverse effects on the human body.*

12 Pounds of Gold

12 Pounds of Gold

A Husband and Wife were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them.
Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he had became the proud owner of a twelve pound nugget of gold. The editor upon hearing the seemingly extraordinary news was rather hesitant to accept it at its face value. So he sent his star reporter to interview Mr. Brown. When the reporter came, Mr. Brown was away and his wife was alone at home..
The following interesting conversation took place between the reporter and Mrs. Brown.
Reporter: Does Mr. Brown Live here?
Mrs. Brown: Oh! Yes.
Reporter: Is he in?
Mrs. Brown: Why no, he went somewhere.
Reporter: Is it true that he owns a twelve pound nugget of gold?
Mrs. Brown: (Seeing the joke) Yes, indeed.
Reporter: Can I see the place where he found it?
Mrs. Brown: I am afraid, not because Mr. Brown! ob-jects in as much as it is strictly private.
Reporter: Is the place far?
Mrs. Brown: No, it is quite near and convenient.
Reporter: How many years has Mr. Brown been digging the hole?
Mrs. Brown: Just for about ten months.
Reporter: Is the hole deep?
Mrs. Brown: Quite so...
Reporter: Has Mr.. Brown reached the bottom of it?
Mrs. Brown: Not yet, but he is coming near...
Reporter: At about what time does Mr. Brown starts digging?
Mrs. Brown: Oh, he does his digging mostly at night.
Reporter: Does he work hard on it?
Mrs. Brown: You bet...........and how he perspires.
Reporter: Is Mr. Brown the first to dig?
Mrs. Brown: He thought he was...
Reporter: How do you know there was someone ahead of him?
Mrs. Brown: I am in a good position to say so, because I own the place.
Reporter: Oh, I see, but you sold the place to Mr. Brown?
Mrs. Brown: No, but for the present, he has the legal title to the site, with my consent.
Reporter: Has Mr. Brown any helper when he works on the claim?
Mrs. Brown: Yes, I work under him...
Reporter: When do you think Mr. Brown will sell the place?
Mrs. Brown: I think not because he enjoys working on it.
Reporter: Can I see the twelve pound nugget of gold?
Mrs. Brown: Yes, certainly (and she showed him the twelve pound baby boy).


Kids are cute

11 titik rahsia wanita

Suami hanya menyentuh di daerah sekitar dada dan paha? Aduh, dia wajib baca tulisan ini. Perempuan punya banyak titik peka yang wajib dieksplorasi bukan hanya sekwilda (sekitar wilayah dada).

Tangan dan kaki, jika disentuh secara tepat akan menghasilkan sensasi tiada duanya.Wow!

Dari kepala ke kaki, itulah wilayah peka wanita, sayangnya banyak lelaki yang tidak mengetahui itu. Sebahagian besar lelaki cepat menginginkan pasangannya berbaring di tempat tidur dengan kaki terbuka lebar dan meninggalkan bahagian tubuh lain. Kuno sekali!

Inilah saatnya lelaki fokus pada bahagian tubuh pasangan yang selama ini mungkin terabaikan. Minta si dia melakukan sesuatu yang berbeza kali ini.

Jika dia belum tahu wilayah mana yang peka terhadap sentuhan, tunjukkan sahaja tulisan ini padanya. Selamat mencuba!

Minta pasangan menggunakan hujung jari dan tengah-tengah jari untuk mengelus pelipis Anda. Kemudian, gunakan tangan untuk memainkan rambut sebelum dia menggunakan hujung jari untuk memicit kepala. Lakukan perlahan-lahan. Rebahkan kepala Anda di pangkuan sementara dia melakukan picitan untuk bersantai dan reaksi yang apresiatif.

Tidak masalah menggunakan tangan atau mulut. Sebahagian besar wanita
menyenangi saat pasangan mengeksplorasi bahagian leher, baik dengan mengelus, mencium atau mengucup ringan. Ciuman dan kucupan daerah sekitar leher dijamin menghasilkan sensasi luar biasa.

Minta pasangan mengucup mulai rambut kepala sampai ke punggung sementara tangan merangkul pinggang.

Minta pasangan mengeskplorasi paha bahagian dalam dan luar, serta menghindari organ genital, dengan tangan atau mulut. Jangan cuba menggigitnya. Kucup daerah antara labia luar dan kemudian selesaikan sampai paha bahagian atas dengan lidah.

5.Belakang lutut
Anda telentang, angkat kaki, sandarkan di tubuh pasangan. Minta dia menyelusuri lutut bahagian dalam. Cium dan kucup perlahan-lahan area tersebut dan sekitarnya.

Pegang tangannya dengan telapak saling berhadapan dan gunakan kedua jari untuk meraba telapak tangan dengan lembut. Usahakan dia meraba seluruh permukaan tangan anda. Letakkan jari tengah di mulut pasangan dan isap perlahan-lahan. Lakukan hal yang sama terhadap suami Anda.

7.Pergelangan tangan
Pegang tangan dengan telapak tangan berhadapan, dan gunakan hujung jari untuk menyusuri pergelangan tangan. Setelah beberapa minit mengelus, gunakan bibir, gigi dan lidah untuk mengucup dan gigit perlahan-lahan bahagian dalam pergelangannya.

Sampailah ke telinga dan bisikkan sesuatu seperti, "malam ini adalah malam milikmu". Minta dia mencium bahagian atas telinga, gigit perlahan-lahan. Jangan terlalu keras nanti akan sakit!

Minta si dia memeluk pinggang Anda dengan kedua tangan dan hirup aromanya ketika hidung dekat dengan perut pasangan. Minta dia mencium perut dari hujung satu ke hujung yang lain, dan secara tiba-tiba biarkan lidah menjilatinya.

10.Pergelangan kaki
Tak peduli Anda tengah bercinta atau memulai foreplay, tempatkan pergelangan kaki di bahu pasangan. Minta dia menyentuhnya. Elus salah satu dengan tangan dan cium dari satu sisi ke sisi lain.

Minta si dia mengelus atau memicit ringan dengan minyak picit atau krim.Letakkan di telapak kaki, perlahan-lahan naik ke ibu jari kemudian ke tumit.

Written by kids - should read this


(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

What is the right age to get married?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

What do you think your mom and dad have in common?

(1) Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

What do most people do on a date??

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10 (who says boys do not have brains)

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

When is it okay to kiss someone?

(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
- Curt, age 7 (good point)

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

Is it better to be single or married?

(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

How would the world be different if people didnt get married?

(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is........

How would you make a marriage works?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

How to Lock Your Car and Why ?????

How to Lock Your Car and Why ?????

I locked my car. As I walked away I heard my car door unlock. I went
back and locked my car again three times. Each time, as soon as I
started to walk away, I would hear it unlock again!! Naturally alarmed, I looked around
and there were two guys sitting in a car in the fire lane next to the store.
They were obviously watching me intently, and there was no doubt they
were somehow involved in this very weird situation.. I quickly chucked
the errand I was on, jumped in my car and sped away. I went straight t
o the police station, told them what had happened, and found out I was
part of a new, and very successful, scheme being used to gain entry into
Two weeks later, my friend's son had a similar happening...
While travelling, my friend's son stopped at a roadside rest to use the
bathroom.. When he came out to his car less than 4-5 minutes later, someone
had gotten into his car and stolen his cell phone, laptop computer, GPS
navigator, briefcase... name it. He called the police and since there
were no signs of his car being broken into, the police told him he had
been a victim of the latest robbery tactic -- there is a device that robbers are
using now to clone your security code when you lock your doors on your
car using your key-chain locking device..

They sit a distance away and watch for their next victim. They know you
are going inside of the store, restaurant, or bathroom and that they now
have a few minutes to steal and run.

The police officer said to manually lock
your car door-by hitting the lock button inside the car -- that way if
there is someone sitting in a parking lot watching for their next victim, it will
not be you..

When you hit the lock button on your ca r upon exiting, it does not send
the security code, but if you walk away and use the door lock on your
key chain, it sends the code through the airwaves where it can be instantly stolen.
This is very real.

Be wisely aware of what you just read and please pass this note on.
Look how many times we all lock our doors with our remote just to be
sure we remembered to lock them -- and bingo, someone has our code and whatever
was in our car.

Please share with everyone you know !!!!!

Pls do not use rubber footwears on escalators

for our own safety

Pampers Mahal.. Camne nk jimat???


STROKE Identification

Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue

I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!

STROKE:Remember the 1st Three Letters....S. T.R.

My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.

I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously..


During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.

It only takes a minute to read this...A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared f! or within 3 hours, which is tough.


Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

S *Ask the individual to SMILE.

T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)(i.e. It is sunny out today)

R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS. If he or she has trou! ble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency numberimmediatelyan d describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue
NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other,that is also an indication of a stroke.

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. I have done my part. Have you?

Why Men shouldnt write advice columns

Slow Dance Poem

Slow Dance

This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer.She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem Please pass it on..

This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital.It was sent by a medical doctor -

Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.


Have you ever
watched kids

On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to
the rain

Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the
fading night?

You better slow down.

dance so

Time is short.

The music
won't last.

Do you run through each day

the fly?

When you ask How are you?

Do you hear
the reply?

When the day is done

Do you lie
in your

With the next hundred chores
Running through
your head?

You'd better
slow down

Don't dance so

Time is

The music won't

Ever told your

We'll do it

And in your

Not see

Ever lost

Let a good
friendship die

Cause you
never had time

To call
and say,'Hi'

better slow down.

Don't dance
so fast.

is short.

The music won't

When you run
so fast to get somewhere

miss half the fun of getting

When you worry and hurry
through your

It is like an unopened


Life is not a

Do take it

Hear the

Before the song is

Dear All:
PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know -
even to those you don't
know! It is the request of a special girl who will soon
leave this world
due to cancer.

This young girl has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live their life to the fullest, since she never will.

She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high school,
or get married and have a family of her own.

Hazardous situation report - they take this seriously


Dear All,

I was told by my friend that the ingredients listed below can be found at Little India at one of the Indian provision shops named Jyothi at Campbell Lane opposite Tekka Market….May God Bless all with good health… take care….

Have a great day!


A woman (65) was diabetic for the last 20+ years and was taking insulin twice a day,
she used the enclosed homemade medicine for a fortnight and now
she is absolutely free of diabetes and taking all her food as normal including sweets ...........................

The doctors have advised her to stop insulin and any other blood sugar controlling drugs.
I request you all please circulate the email below to as many people as you can and
let them take the maximum benefit from it.


DR. TONY ALMEIDA ( Bombay Kidney Speciality expert ) made the extensive
experiments with perseverance and patience and discovered a successful treatment for diabetes.
Now a days a lot of people, old men & women in particular suffer a lot due to Diabetes.

1 - Wheat flour 100 gm
2 - Gum(of tree) (gondh) 100 gm
3 - Barley 100 gm
4 - Black Seeds (kalunji) 100 gm

Method of Preparation Put all the above ingredients in 5 cups of water.
Boil it for 10 minutes and put off the fire. Allow it to cool down by itself.
When it has become cold, filter out the seeds and preserve the water in a glass jug or bottle.

How to use it?
Take one small cup of this water every day early morning when your stomach is empty.
Continue this for 7 days. Next week repeat the same but on alternate days. With these 2 weeks of treatment you
will wonder to see that you have become normal and can eat normal food without problem.
Note: A request is to spread this to as many as possible so that others can also take benefit out of it.



3 Stages In Life

We have 3 stupid stages of life.

Teen age:

Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age:

Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age:

Have Time + Money …but no Energy


If you don‘t like your job, just be glad that …

You are not an Electrician in China …

or a delivery service employee in Asia …

or a deodorant tester in Germany …

or a Horse Whisperer in England …

or a Ditch Digger in Poland …

or a plumber in Hungary …

or what is really a shitty job …a mobile toilet !

or a Zoo keeper in America …

Just be thankful for your job !
And now hurry back
to your job !

new blog

i received a lot of junk mail daily and sometimes i read through just to kill my time. quite surprise sometimes it contain quite good article and i though i may help others if i can publish it and keep it in on blog. so this is the new dawn of my quest to document rubbish for some but treasure for others.